It takes some balls to grow a mustache when you’re not a Dad or Tom Selleck. But, the mustache ALWAYS thrives at the costume party (regardless of theme) and when you put the two together it’s another combination that = P in V.
The Burt Reynolds Mustache
The Geraldo Rivera
The Village People Biker Mustache
The Oatmeal / Wilford Brimley Mustache
There are a few things everyone loves, and one of them is waffles. The other: penis in vagina. So, why not have both? This artful combination of spontaneous Amateur entertainment at Harlem’s most famous venue and two foods that nearly everybody loves is sure to help you on your way to putting that P in her V. Our adventure begins at The Apollo Theater Amateur Night, every Wednesday evening at 7:30, located right in the heart of famous Harlem USA. Conveniently accessed by New York City’s fine transit system via the A,B,C,D,2,3, Trains, a variety of buses that I don’t recommend taking, and the Metro North Rail service. Double points for bringing your fine young lady to a world famous venue, and showing her you’re man enough to keep her safe in big bad Harlem. (The creators of “= P in V” have never felt unsafe in this neighborhood, but she doesn’t need to know that). Tix are $15 – $30 and can be found on Ticketmaster.
