Chest Tattoo + BMX Bike Rider (x) “Yeah, it sucks I’m going back to L.A. in the morning…” = P in V

Equation by: What’s A Weekend?
Post by: Contributor #1

This equation combines classic badass qualities: permanently inking the front half of your body, a profession that insures a few broken wrists, and the immediacy of having to leave town in the morning.

Part I: A plethora of tattoo establishments litter the streets of NYC, but the creators of P in V recommend visiting the people at Adorned on 2nd Ave.  There’s a risk to getting any tattoo, but a chest tattoo is arguably the most badass, because lets be honest, no one is gonna want to see that when you hit 40.

Lenny Sporting a pretty good Chest / Arm Tattoo

Lenny Sporting a pretty good Chest / Arm Tattoo

What you will end up looking like

What you will end up looking like

Part II: Become a professional BMX bike rider. I don’t know how to do it, but I know its cool. You can do shit like this, and look good.

Part III: Figure out where BMX bike riders drink. They are most likely chillin at some bars that are too cool for you. But try a few places in the LES like The Skinny.

Leaving town the next morning = P in V

Leaving town the next morning = P in V

Part IV: After wooing the particular lady who submitted this equation with life stories that go along with having a chest tattoo and the pro BMX bike circuit, our man was considerably closer to some P in V. He sealed the deal with the timely placement of “Yeah it sucks I’m going back to L.A in the morning.” All doubts had been erased. Simultaneously he set a time limit for possible P in V and added the no strings attached clause. This is a fantastic tactic, and when timed right, will enable some all night, see ya next time you’re in NYC, P in V.

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