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Obama Election Night + Tearing Up = P in V

February 25, 2009
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In honor of the President’s faux State of the Union last night, the good people at = P in V bring you our first politically inspired P in V experience. Okay, so specifically this equation might only help you in 2012 when our homeboy Barack is back up for re-election, but you certainly can utilize other inspiring Obama moments to hope your way into some future P in V in the next 4 years.

Barack = P in V

Barack = P in V

Keep your eyes peeled to CNN for upcoming Obama speeches: the state of the unions, his second election victory speech, second inaugural, my birthday, etc etc. and increase your odds by surrounding yourself with Obama lovers. Obama makes Obama lovers squirm… right into your P. This man is the face of hope, and change, and he will literally be your opening act. Then, let him do his thang: inspire, soften and elate the women around you. For added effect, let the emotions take over, tear up a bit (just a bit, one tear should do it) and let the ladies come to you. Now you share their feelings of hope, change, and the mutual decision that the world can be a better place by you two ‘connecting’ with some P in V in the name of Change!

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Flannel + Ghost Stories at Black and White Bar = P in V

February 18, 2009
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Okay I hate to say it but wearing flannel, hipster style, in NYC can and does = P in V. Head on over to the unique Black and White on 10th Street & 4th. They typically play loud, and dance-worthy music, but also have secluded candlelit tables throughout the small space. When you’re staring at each other over that open flame, proceed to talk about how your house is haunted. It works. P in Friggin V.

If your house isn’t really haunted and she ain’t a movie buff, go with the plot of Poltergeist.

Bandana Scarves + Big Buck Hunter @ ACE Bar = P in V

January 25, 2009
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The Hunt

The Hunt

Recently the game Big Buck Hunter has exploded onto the NYC bar scene, and reminds this correspondent of the fonder days of adolescence while shooting ducks on the Original Nintendo. Now a few years older, and significantly more crunked up while playing, it has become official that shooting huge meese (plural of moose, check it.) with bright orange and green plastic shotguns, as well as wearing some unnecessary cowboy accessories in the form of a bandana around your neck = P in V.

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