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Dinner at Milon + Merch Girl + Toilet Hugging = Morning P in V

February 10, 2009
Equation by: Rake! Rake!
Post by: Contributor #1

If you haven’t been to the Indian restaurant Milon, go there, and then say it’s your birthday. Add the right personnel, in the form of the Merch Girl you had tend to your valuables while you rocked out earlier that weekend, and this equation provides hope:  if the beginning of your night is good enough, you can get nasty sick and still walk away with some P in V in the morning.

Above, The Birthday Song At Milon

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Being in a Band + Being Less Creepy than your Lead Singer = P in V

January 24, 2009
Equation by: Rake! Rake!
Post by: Contributor #1

Being in a band (that actually performs) when you’re A. Less than 40 or B. Not balding, immediately increases your chances for P in V. Add being less creepy and / or more attractive than your lead singer and you’re a shoe in for some solid P in V. Before the fame kicks in and you’re hanging with groupies backstage at MSG, take advantage of your Fall Out Boy status, hop on over to Angels and Kings to introduce your date to Pete Wentz and ask him how it feels to be a front man that doesn’t sing.

Mr. Wentz, front and center

Mr. Wentz, front and center

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