Flannel + Ghost Stories at Black and White Bar = P in V

February 18, 2009
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Okay I hate to say it but wearing flannel, hipster style, in NYC can and does = P in V. Head on over to the unique Black and White on 10th Street & 4th. They typically play loud, and dance-worthy music, but also have secluded candlelit tables throughout the small space. When you’re staring at each other over that open flame, proceed to talk about how your house is haunted. It works. P in Friggin V.

If your house isn’t really haunted and she ain’t a movie buff, go with the plot of Poltergeist.

Bohemian Beer Garden + Astoria Billiards = P in V

February 16, 2009
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Happy Post Valentines Day from the good people at = P in V. We hope that all your endeavors this past weekend = some solid P in V.

NYC has been lucky with a few sporadic days of temps above 45 degrees, so we decided to pull out an early spring equation. The next time you can walk outside without a jacket (which should be always because real men don’t get cold) head on over to Astoria for some good ole Eastern European beer garden day drinking at The Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden. This is a great place to go with a bunch of friends to get beyond plastered in the weekend, midday, sun. For the after hours (Past 6 PM) party, take the N two stops (directions) to Astoria Bar and Billiards for some sloppy bar game fun. After hours of good Ziggy Socka plus running a few tables, wrap it up with some P in V Via Queens NYC.

Tom Cruise + The Fox = P in V

Mustache + Costume Party = P in V

February 14, 2009
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It takes some balls to grow a mustache when you’re not a Dad or Tom Selleck. But, the mustache ALWAYS thrives at the costume party (regardless of theme) and when you put the two together it’s another combination that = P in V.

The Burt Reynolds Mustache

The Burt Reynolds Mustache

The Geraldo Rivera

The Geraldo Rivera

The Village People Biker Mustache

The Village People Biker Mustache

The Oatmeal / Wilford Brimley Mustache

The Oatmeal / Wilford Brimley Mustache

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48 Hours Sans Shower + Conspicuous Condom Buy = P in V

February 12, 2009
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This equation combines artistry, bodegas and balls.  And, yet again, we prove that against all odds, including a lack of personal hygiene and a complete disrespect for discreteness, you can still get some P in V.

For this equation you’ll need some good scent to cover that ‘haven’t showered in 2 days’ smell. Musk up, with Sex Panther

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Dinner at Milon + Merch Girl + Toilet Hugging = Morning P in V

February 10, 2009
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If you haven’t been to the Indian restaurant Milon, go there, and then say it’s your birthday. Add the right personnel, in the form of the Merch Girl you had tend to your valuables while you rocked out earlier that weekend, and this equation provides hope:  if the beginning of your night is good enough, you can get nasty sick and still walk away with some P in V in the morning.

Above, The Birthday Song At Milon

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